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I heard an ugly rumor that all the guards are actually related to the princesses, is this true?

I’m from Fillydelphia.

What da fuck would a princess be doing in a place where rats are often mistaken for housecats?

((Ask Mod Sunday is over))

((Still have random things to bug me with?

Too bad))

OBOI! THANKS! *aquires Random Sub-machinegun, follows steps. PROFIT! And by profit, I mean there is now anon all over the place*
Anonymous

Okay, How about: How do I Shot [insert sub-machine gun name that I don't know here]
Anonymous

1.) Get gun.

2.) Load gun with bullets

3.) Put gun in mouth

4.) Pull trigger

5.) ???

6.) PROFIT!

How do I shot sub-machinegun?
Anonymous

That depends.

What is the SMG’s name, model, and date of manufacture?

Otherwise, you’re just giving me a scalpel and a sick person, and telling me to make him stop being sick.

Rail guns kick ass. I cant wait to see them on navy battleships and massive base fortifications.

Yeah, they are prettycool.

Like 20% cooler than your normal naval gun.

Until you realize you’ll have to shut down everything on your ship and basically be a sitting duck to incoming enemy fire in order to just fire the rail gun.

I could see shore railguns but, with today’s tech, you can do the same thing at a fraction of the cost in money and at an even smaller fraction of the cost to the local power grid by simply employing a naval missile battery.

That and really I don’t like having my power go out every time a flock of gulls gets too close to the Langley Joint Service-Base.

How do I shot Railgun?
Anonymous

Hold on there.

Woah woah wo-ah-ho.

Lets not get too feisty here.

First,

You need to know how you shot web before you know how you shot electromagnetic artillery gun.

Baby steps, my boy. Baby steps.

Does mod find kindness fox anon annoying? I was wondering if I should just drop the character because I think I might not be anything other than annoying.
Anonymous

I personally don’t mind.

I can see how others could see it as annoying but I really don’t care.

As long as you’re having fun being kindness fox anon, I say keep do it, archaic word for describing a bundle of twigs.

((Ask the Mod Anything Sunday))

((And yes, “how do I shot web?” is an acceptable question))

Do you like... eggs?
Anonymous

It seem I am getting trolled.

I should be mad right now.

But only newfoals get mad when trolled.